Archive for August, 2009

29.08.09 – Oh Dear…

Saturday, August 29th, 2009
life as a bipolar maniacal mastermind- day one: raced out of bed so fast this morning I woke up next week

Life as a Bipolar Maniacal Mastermind:

Day 1: Raced out of bed so fast this morning; I woke up next week.
Day 2 [or next week?]: Found out that if you don’t sleep for 10 days, is has only actually been 3 hours in the future.
Day 3 [or next week plus 10 days minus 3 hours]: Hiding in dark closets, making buzzing sounds with wax paper, is what your life’s become.
Day x [lost count a few seconds ago]: The dark closet has fallen away and now you’re left floating in piles of dollar bills and pills.

23.08.09 – He was a Brave Soldier

Sunday, August 23rd, 2009

Lt. Baron von Tuskington: the last surviving infantry elephant of the Great War.

21.08.09 – Apocalypse by Electricity

Friday, August 21st, 2009

He often reflected upon the lightning.
There wasn’t anything anyone could do to stop it.
No one he could call and tell them to shut it off.
Or somewhere truely safe from it.

During one great storm he prayed that he was back in London during the air raids of WWII.

At least then, there was the glimmer of hope that someone would shut off the bombs.

18.08.09 – Theory of Relativity is a Touchy Subject

Tuesday, August 18th, 2009

Darrel Tarskington was an interesting bloke.
He’d often wander around dirty and broke.
Amiable enough, he definitely wasn’t tough;
He had a brain which was a sight to be seen.
A whiz at science yet he had no reliance
on general relativity or evolutionary proclivity.

17.08.09 – Their Verbal Skills > Hillary’s

Monday, August 17th, 2009

Did you hear?

We, as in humans, are going to attempt the Jurrasic Park thing and make a dinosaur using our DNA/cloning skills or something along those lines.

Knowing us, humans, we aren’t going to try making one of the completely harmless tiny dinos, no it it’s going to be like a Velociraptor.

Then something will go wrong and they’ll become smarter than they’re supposed to. And before you know it, we won’t have to worry about a woman becoming president, it’ll be the Raptors. [Whether it's be because they eat all the other canidates or because of their superior verbal skills only time can tell. (my votes on the Raptor)].

However, this might actually work in our favour.

Apart from the fact that we’ll be slaves to giant lizards, at least we have the comfort of knowing that when the Aliens do attack we might actually have a fighting chance.

Spock has nothing on those Velociraptors.

Did you hear?
We’re, as in humans, are going to attempt the Jurrasic Park thing and make a dinosaur using our DNA/cloning skills or something along those lines.
Knowing us, humans, we aren’t going to try making one of the completely harmless tiny dinos, no it it’s going to be like a Velociraptor.
Then something will go wrong and they’ll become smarter than they’re supposed to. And before you know it, we won’t have to worry about a woman becoming the next president, it’ll be the Raptors. [Whether it'll be because they eat all the canidates or because of their verbal skills is only to be seen (my votes on the Raptor)].
However, this might actually work in our favour.
Apart from the fact that we’ll be slaves to large fuckin’ lizards, at least we have the comfort of knowing that when the Aliens do attack we might actually have a fighting chance.

16.08.09 – It’s Actually a Life-Sized Version of Pong

Sunday, August 16th, 2009

You walk out your door with the same thought in your head every single time

‘Dear god, it’s scary out here.’

You’ve been told time and time again, by family, friends and doctors, that it isn’t true. That it is only your brain tricking you.

But when you wake up in the morning to disaster filled new reports you know it isn’t your brain that’s lying to you, but all theirs fooling them.

This morning you walked out of the house, again with that same thought, but today it was followed quickly by

‘Damn! It’s noisy out here.’

And it was. There were sirens and cars and people and planes.

It seemed scarier today.

You walked back into the house and never left again.

Aliens attacked that night.

Game Over.

First Post of Quotes

Sunday, August 16th, 2009

I’m a big fan of quotes. Just the word its self is fun – ‘quotes’. You should try saying it out loud to yourself, or together with a group of friends – ‘quoooootessss’.

At one point in time I had a site dedicated to nothing else but quotes I found interesting so I thought I’d share the ones I had compiled and post new ones I come across.

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Free as a Frog”
-Me

“The most beautiful people I have known are those who have known defeat,
known suffering, known struggle, known loss,
and have found their way out of the depths.
These persons have an appreciation,
sensitivity and an understanding of life
that fills them with compassions,
gentleness, and a deep loving concern.
Beautiful people do not just happen.”
-Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

“And all of those things:
my religion, my politics, my family, my friends,
the books I read, everywhere I travel — that influences everything I do.”
-Mandy Patinkin

“Ordinary’s just not good enough today.”
-Our Lady Peace “Superman’s Dead”

“The pen may be mightier then the sword, but not everyone can read.”
-unknown

“They say the devil’s water, it ain’t so sweet
You don’t have to drink right now
But you can dip your feet
Every once in a little while”
-The Killers “When you were Young”

“I have found Power in the Mysteries of Thought”
-Euripides

“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”
-Elbert Hubbard

“Without Music, life would be a mistake.”
-Friedrich Nietzsche

“Don’t bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors.
Try to be better than yourself.”
-Faulkner

“Your head will collapse
But there’s nothing in it
And you’ll ask yourself
Where is my mind
Way out in the water
See it swimmin’”
-The Pixies “Where is my Mind”

“One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men.
No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.
-Elbert Hubbard

“We all create in our heads who we are and who we want others to be.
And how we view ourselves – hero, victim, loved, unloved – changes over time.”
-George in ‘Dead like Me’

“I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination.
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
Knowledge is limited.
Imagination encircles the world.
– Albert Einstein

“Sometimes you close your eyes and see
the place where you use to live
When you were young.”
-The Killers ‘When you were Young’

“You say you know what he did,
But you idiot kid,
You don’t have a clue.
Sometimes they just get caught in the eye;
Youre pulling him through [...]
I can’t be myself
And I dont want to talk.
I’m taking the cure so I can be quiet
Whenever I want.
So leave me alone.
You ought to be proud that
I’m getting good marks,
Needle in the Hay.”
-Elliot Smith ‘Needle in the Hay

“I am Immortal;
I have inside me blood of kings.
I have no rival;
no man can be my equal.”
-Queen ‘Princes of the Universe’

“There are no excuses my friend
Let’s push things forward”
-The Streets “Let’s Push things Forward”

“In dreams begins responsibility.”
-William Butler Yeats

“Sooner or later, my friend,
One of us will run out of time.”
-Unknown

“Mine! Mine! Mine!”
-Seagulls in ‘Finding Nemo’

You’re wrong. This is me correcting you.”
-Rube in ‘Dead Like Me’

Nothing unusual, nothing strange
Close to nothing at all
The same old scenario, the same old rain
And there’s no explosions here
Then something unusual, something strange
Comes from nothing at all
-Damien Rice ‘Amie’

“Keep your finger’s away from my mouth.
And don’t ever try to feed me.”
-Jeffrey Geiger [Mandy Patinkin] on ‘Chicago Hope

“Life is Good.
No Bad Days.
Work.
and Be Happy.”
-unKnown

“Life is a horrible way
to treat an Animal.”
-Kurt Vonnegut

“Maybe it would all be Easier,
If we lived in early 90s british television.
We’d never reap the Benefits of a well Written episode of ‘House’ of course,
but it might be Worth it.”
-Me

Dr. Gregory House: Well, as long as you’re trying to be good, you can do whatever you want.
Dr. Wilson: And as long as you’re not trying, you can say whatever you want.
Dr. Gregory House: So between us we can do anything. We can rule the world!
-from House M.D.

Get me out of here. I’m drowning.
I don’t like this modern world.
Anti-intellect and marketing.
Pretty-pretty. Who needs talent?
Crying eyes, we’re so outnumbered.
Fight for the right to remain silent.
But what do I know?
Who am I?
My two left feet, my big dumb face.
I’d do the same if I had the chance.
Cheat the system, rig the race.
It’s all one big misunderstanding.
Inside out I turn my coat.
Don’t look back, don’t move a muscle.
One false move, that’s all she wrote.
Zoom-kick-persuasion-tech
-Buck 65′Blood of a Young Wolf’

Don’t open your mouth till you know what the shot is.
-Ricky Roma in David Mamet’s “Glengarry Glen Ross”

“Do you still want to blow him up?”
-Klaus in[Life Aquatic]

“Don’t walk in front of me; I may not follow.
Don’t walk behind me; I may not lead.
Just walk beside me and be my friend.”
– Albert Camus

“For the World is Hollow, and I have touched the sky.”
– Aimes

“The time has come, the Walrus said, to talk of many things.
Of shoes and ships, and sealing wax;
Of cabbages and kings.”
– Lewis Carroll

“Like a guilty thing I creep
Behold me, for I cannot sleep.”
– a butchered verse VII of In Memoriam by Tennyson

“For He who made you Bitter, made you Wise”
-Yeats

“there’s a mighty judgment coming, but I may be wrong
You see, you hear these funny voices
In the tower of song”
– Leonard Cohen ‘Tower of Song’

15.08.09 – Travel at its Best

Saturday, August 15th, 2009

A moment ago you were in line for a lottery ticket, closing your eyes against the headache threatening to rip you’re head apart. When you open them, the pain’s gone, but you seem to be on a plane, cramped in the middle seat between two people; one of whom you sure was a hippopotamus in a past life.

In between the subtle coughs and crying babies, that always seem to pollute the atmosphere of planes, you take the time to ask the person beside you, not the hippo but the other one, where exactly they were headed.

You don’t get the answer for another 2 hours.

12.08.09 – Devil’s in the Detail

Wednesday, August 12th, 2009

The Devil doesn’t haunt dark alleys or crack dens.
He doesn’t live inside the minds of Serial Killers or Rapists.
And, you know, he  doesn’t even control embezzalers.
But if you go look in the mirror, and look really really closely,

You’ll find him staring right back at you.

10.08.09 – Play the Name Game!

Monday, August 10th, 2009

People kept telling her that she was going to be a great mother but, unbeknowenst to them, she was determined to name her little girl Velociraptor.